Monthly Archives: March 2008

Author’s note: I stopped being lazy and managed to finish up what has been a draft for a long time.

An ever-growing trend has been around our teenagers for a long time.

No, it’s not Billabong/Myuk/Korean drama yadayadayada……….Instead,

EMO IS THE BIG THING.

*clap, my dears. show some support for what you do most of the time*

Ok so let’s try to understand the definition of emo. Apparently, it refers to people thinking of how sucky their life is, and thus constantly moan about how they are such tortured souls etc etc. It can also be used as a verb, meaning people that bemoan about their lives in one corner and refuse to talk and cut themselves blah blah blah.

Time for some analysis, I’ve asked people on why they are emo, and one of the answers that I received was……

“Sometimes I feel that there are too many troubles and I can’t take it anymore.”

And so it’s time to ask: Does being emo help with the troubles?

Too bad, but there’s only one answer. Which is a N and a O.

NO.

And this is the confusing point. Being emo does not help to solve anything. Life still goes on, and one will still age. And best of all, the troubles still remain. Which proves that emoing is a dumb thing to do. Why bother doing something that doesn’t help?

Looking towards the future, and trying to solve one’s troubles would be a more sensible thing to do. Unfortunately, most people don’t have the brains to think of that.

So there.

I have a post drafted out but I am absolutely too lazy to finish it.

Stop, freeze

And look around

Observe

And think

And suddenly you find that this world is a scam

Crap, lies, evil

All packaged nicely together

But when you look underneath…

The following was taken from TalkingCock.

Seen the new prehistoric movie where the average caveperson speaks better Engrish than the average Singaporean? Well, that got us thinking about what our own country might have been like way back then, we mean waaaaaaaaaay back then…WHAT SINGAPORE WAS LIKE IN 10,000 B.C.:

1. Every young man must undergo M.S. (Mammoth Service).

2. Caveman gets ‘stern warning’ for putting up wooden cutouts of white mammoths during tribal leader’s walkabout.

3. People falling victim to pyramid schemes, except involving actual pyramids.

4. Tribal leader gives incentives for all cavepeople to have three kids before they’re thirteen.

5. Favourite dish of tribe: Hainanese terror-bird rice.

6. Many tribesmen worry that they don’t have enough savings in their Caveman Prehistoric Fund (CPF) to retire, and will have to hunt mammoths even in their old age.

7. Tribal leader says necessary to import more Cro-magnon talent for tribe’s survival.

8. Got pain that time, rub the affected area with saber-toothed tiger balm.

9. Trog invents wheel. Tribal leader now wants to collect payment every time wheel passes by his cave.

10. Tribe wins bid to host Neanderthal Olympics in 9,998 B.C.

11. Starting next moon, tax on Giant Saber-tooth Tigers (GST) raised by 2%.

12. Tribal leader’s kid tells you to get out of her elite, uncaring cave.

13. Enemy captive somehow escapes when allowed to go to the manure pit.

14. Tribe puzzled that tribe leader says he eats mammoth with hum.

15. Going sheeming very dangerous because of the saber-toothed Merlions.

Sometimes I really wish that I have the power of a god so that I can pass judgment on people.

Many people on this earth are just simply beneath me.

But then, this isn’t a fantasy world where I can just kill people whenever I want.

And so, with these thoughts…I wonder

Am I really superior to majority of the human race?

Or just beneath them?

Geez.

I’m surrounded by idiots.

A blaze of fury

A raised sword

Cut,

It crumbles

Soul torn asunder